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I've been hearing people refer to it on here for a while now.

Did some members girlfriend on here really get smashed by Smush Parker or is that more niketalk tales of the duck?
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Sep 8 09 10:12 PM

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no...he was just showing her his tattoos...

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Sep 8 09 10:13 PM

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Best story ever

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Sep 8 09 10:15 PM

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I saw Smush at West 4th bout 3 weeks ago. Dude had a new benz so I guess he retired the Smushcalade. Dude is a loser though, son hangs around West 4th so dudes will gas him and he can think he is some sort of legend.

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Sep 8 09 10:17 PM

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airmaxpenny1 wrote:
I saw Smush at West 4th bout 3 weeks ago. Dude had a new benz so I guess he retired the Smushcalade. Dude is a loser though, son hangs around West 4th so dudes will gas him and he can think he is some sort of legend.

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Sep 8 09 10:17 PM

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The story goes something like this:

-Guy's girlfriend brags to him about meeting Smush Parker, saying he was super nice, etc. etc.

-Guy goes to stay at his mom's house for the weekend. (He and his girlfriend live together)

-He goes back home to pick up some supplies because he's working on some kind of gift for her (anniversary or birthday.)

-He sees the "Smushcalade" in his driveway, and is immediately shook.

-Walks in on "Smush" smushing his girl.

-She says that she was just looking at his tattoos.

-Guy walks out.

-Guy tells his boys. His boys proceed to use Smush Parker every time they play Live or 2K to further embarrass him.

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Sep 8 09 10:18 PM

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the greatest story ever on NT..maybe

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Sep 8 09 10:18 PM

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post the photoshop pic of smush and the NTer's girl .


where the hell is smush now anyways? rotting on the courts of west 4th?


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Sep 8 09 10:19 PM

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oh you suck dude... lol.. this is how you gettin me back lol... its on man!!! hahaha.... wait, just wait man imma get you back next time i see you lol...

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Sep 8 09 10:19 PM

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Yeah Smush did smash xxhu5sl1npnoyxx's girlfriend. Just PM him and ask him about it, he'll tell you the story himself.



Yeah, dude's actually a pretty good sport about it.

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Sep 8 09 10:20 PM

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this fool knows the story! he was like the second or third person i called after it happened, why you gotta bring it back up? lol

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Sep 8 09 10:21 PM

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shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...

so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"

im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....

so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....

EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...

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Sep 8 09 10:22 PM

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xxhu5sl1npnoyxx wrote:
this fool knows the story! he was like the second or third person i called after it happened, why you gotta bring it back up? lol

because theres new members who join every month who need to learn about one of the greatest L's known to mankind.

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Sep 8 09 10:22 PM

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And Yes I saved it, That was one of the funniest stories i read on here.

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Sep 8 09 10:23 PM

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airmaxpenny1 wrote:
I saw Smush at West 4th bout 3 weeks ago. Dude had a new benz so I guess he retired the Smushcalade. Dude is a loser though, son hangs around West 4th so dudes will gas him and he can think he is some sort of legend.
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Sep 8 09 10:23 PM

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GG0tti wrote:
shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...

so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"

im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....

so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....

EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...
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