The story goes something like this:
-Guy's girlfriend brags to him about meeting Smush Parker, saying he was super nice, etc. etc.
-Guy goes to stay at his mom's house for the weekend. (He and his girlfriend live together)
-He goes back home to pick up some supplies because he's working on some kind of gift for her (anniversary or birthday.)
-He sees the "Smushcalade" in his driveway, and is immediately shook.
-Walks in on "Smush" smushing his girl.
-She says that she was just looking at his tattoos.
-Guy walks out.
-Guy tells his boys. His boys proceed to use Smush Parker every time they play Live or 2K to further embarrass him.